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Saturday, March 20, 2010

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okaay ! i got something to share. there was once this idiot who pranked me on my phone. this number here>[82449624] this bustard called me so many times for two days & i ignored it. so after soo many spams, i cant take it any longer. i picked up the call when im out on shopping spree with Jia Hui. here's on convo. mind that this prankster has got an irritating voice. KIMAAK, suare saket kuaat laah siaa.

prankster: HELOOO..
fyqa: HELLO! who are you ehh ?
prankster: you saperh daa?
fyqa: ehh kaw call akuu kaw tanyrh akuu saperh? giler. saperh kaw?
prankster: aaaa.. ni Wan uh. from Woodlands. tanyerh budak woodlands uh.
fyqa: wah, Wan manerh dol? Chef Wan pahh ?
prankster: you tanyrh budak woodlands uh.
fyqa: ehh, mls siol akuu naq lyn org mcm gini.
prankster: heyy.takmo fanay kaay bbl.
fyqa: aderh susahkan rumahtangge nenek kaw pahh ? stop it ehh.
prankster: eheh. you sgl ke att uh?
fyqa: ehh, saperh siaa kaw?
pankster: ni Wan woodlands.
fyqa:(dah geram)oi. kaaw srg pahh Wan pat tuu woodlands? kaaw step satuu woodlands kenaal kaw jek. bbl pakai otak ehh. akuu fanay ke kaw? btw, you wait ehh. akuu return double kaay. kaay byee.

wahlauweyy ! can you lyk imagine betape irrits nyerh tuu 'Wan'.? i texted my friends yg currently tinggal Woodlands to ask if they noe this Wan. ternyata nobody. so, suspect kuat this Wan dun even existed. then i published HIS number on facebook & msn. let ppl spam him uh. let him have a taste of his own medicine.

so 4 days after that conversation, which is today, i get to noe the prankster. kekeke. fast kan ? BYK nyrh fast. separoh mampos akuu carikk nik org. thaanks uh Shafiq, my full-time helper dlm nik hal. he found that nbcb. eee ! siket nyrh geram bilerh akuu dpt tawu prankster tuu. toots btl.



ARJUN yg step kaysiow !

akuu braanik ehh post nik gmbr pat sini! naq panggil saperh2 kacaw akuu lgik? carry on lorh(: i dun mind. klaaw dahh keleng tuu keleng laah jgk. patot laah bbl suare pecahh. keleng ngh bbl melayuu. COOL laah tuu kan. *mintak baldi, naq muntah* wait uh wait! bsk2 handphone kaw non-stop bunyi/vibrate uh. :) i want to keep my promise to youu ehh "Wan".
akuu return double kaay.

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